22 things common to all engg colleges:


1). The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.The only guy who

     benefits is the one who owns the 'kitli' or ‘lari’
next to the college.

2). Rules are made to be broken.

3). Promises are made to be broken.

4). Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!

5). Guys always think the chics in the college next lane are more beautiful.

6). One's wish is group's wish (movies, bunk, wondering i.e.).

7). The geeks are the most pampered lot during the internal exams.

8). The lab assistants are the most respected people (during the lab exams i.e)

9). The watchmen are the people most bribed.

10). The HOD is the person most respected (heights of sycophancy here).

11). The principal is the person most abused and insulted (behind the back
i.e.)

12). All faculties are rubbish, bad , devil , $%&#@ (censured badword!) and
etc etc expects few faculties       
      (who dont harass students at submission-time).

13). For the whole semester students are the King but only one day faculties
are The King (Viva day).

14). There is always a lecturer in the college who cant speak proper 'english'.

15). Night-out is the second most important tool to ace the exams.

16).The feeling of "what the hell need of this project/seminar/assignment
when everybody copies it from       

      others" at the time of submission.

17).The freshers are the most sought after..be it in the canteen,the

      'free' periods or for completing the
records,assignments.

18).The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the don-of-the-college'
feeling.

19).The third years are the ones with the 'so-many-backlogs' feeling and

      the poor souls get down to studying after
bossing around in the college for so

      long.but the fun still continues. (I gave 22
exams last year!!).

20).The fourth years have no connection with the college

      whatsoever...with no interest in ragging,pulling
each other`s legs,the

      bday parties,the bday bums et al which they
enjoyed so much till now.All

      they want is a good placement and a '1st-class'
tag attached to their memo.

21).The first three years are spent in cursing the college,the people

      there,the system et al.

22).But towards the end of the fourth year,people tend to feel nostalgic

      abt the pure unadulterated fun they have had for
4 years.Now the very

      system they disliked,the very canteen they
cursed,the time that they

      spent there,the bday bums they suffered..all
these seem like heaven to them.